I continue to put myself in bad situations. Yesterday, on the way to a poetry reading in downtown LA, my car ran out of gas. Then, some hunky 35 year-old men offered to push it to the gas station for me. I insisted that I could push it myself, but as one fellow's bicep slipped out of his sleeve, I surely made way. I lingered after the poetry reading, talking to this fellow in my writing class who looks kind of like a tortoise and told me he's never had sex. He's really fun though. I lingered even longer, and no one else spoke to me. Pretty soon, everyone there was planning out dinner together, and I, not invited, continued to stand there. I ate the rest of a sandwich alone in my car, then drove to a bar where I was supposed to meet friends. I apparently lost my driver's license. The friendly lady at the door checking everyone's IDs would say the goofiest things to each approaching bargoer. After she found out I forgot mine, I didn't even deserve a smile from her. I decided my day was "ironic," not in the real sense, but in an Alanis Morissette "rain on your wedding day" sort of way.
Alex [ex-boyfriend, not Alex Castle] and I will be living together starting January. I won't continue to let myself live (or is this living?) on campus. I spoke to the assistant director of housing—manic Texan woman who wants you to think she's young and hip by dressing like she's 18 and on birth control, when really, she's on the brink of divorce and most likely can't quit her lover on the side—she said I could only move out before the end of the contract (May 2007) if I have extenuation circumstances. She read them to me: death, illness, getting kicked out of school, graduating, financial hardship, or marriage. "Marriage?" I responded alarmedly. "I'm gay. I can't get married." And then I paused for a second and then looked away and then back at her wide-eyedly, and said, "but I am married. To a guy. We were just married." And then she said I "might have a case." Who knew I'd have to use the gay marriage card to get out of my dorm. A few days ago, Anna Oxygen heard this story and basically proposed to me. First my idol, then my schoolmate, now my wife? Eep. "I do."
My congressional district still hasn't been decided. Dykish Republican incumbent Heather Wilson, the only veteran congresswoman ever, faces Patricia Madrid, unpolitical and perfectly capturing the Spanish local color. How could they come within a thousand-vote margin? Heather Wilson isn't a lesbian at all, in case you were thinking something positive there. She doesn't even support lesbians; Patricia does.
I've been seeing this fellow for the past week. I told my friend Dave about it, and he said "Joey? The same Joey I used to be friends with?" And then I looked puzzledly at him and then looked away and then back at him and suddenly yelped "Ohhhh nooo." And only then did it occur to me: There was this guy two years ago I talked to on the internet and then on the phone. He seemed perfectly wonderful for the first four hours of conversation. Then, we spoke of religion, and he found out I wasn't a fundamentalist Catholic (Who knew? They exist.) and suddenly didn't want to have anything to do with me. Then, I told Dave, whom the guy and I had deduced was a mutual friend, and he was surprised to hear that the guy, his friend, was religious. Dave confronted him, and they ended up not staying friends. And now, two years later, I've been seeing him. I think I'm just not going to say anything and see how long it can last like that. One day I'll come home from picking up our child from school and he'll look at me and say: "Oh em gee. It's over." And I'll have to incessantly visit a Catholic boarding school every autumn and spring for the following fifteen years.
I'm feeling like I rushed into grad school. Should I go part-time two semesters and delay my graduation until 2010?
Friday night we went tagging. Alex Castle made a cool stencil, and we participated like a team. A tag team?
I sprayed this one. I figured the MOCA shows contemporary art, so why not display some there?
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I wanted to make something of my own... (On the right.) I'm really bad at this, but I wanted to "post a bill."
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